The old stories are the best

Or so they told me

 

Pass them on

Pass them on

 

But the thing about stories

Is that they are not always real

And fiction can become fact

And fact becomes truth

And truth

Becomes law

 

Like the one about Nemo

You know the story

 

A clownfish

Gets lost

Or rather, caught by a diver

And his dad, Marlin, sets out to find him

With the help of a blue reef fish

Dory

 

Well, this story

About Marlin and his son

Is a brilliant one

With the sharks and the jellyfish

And all the adventures

But some things are wrong

 

Well, OK, it’s a story

And it’s all made up

I get that

I love stories

 

But the bit that is wrong

Is that clownfish

Are not as fixed in their genders

As this story implies

 

All clownfish are born male

But they can change into females

Which sounds kind of cool

But a little bit complicated

 

Nemo, a boy fish

Is found by his dad

Another boy fish

Who, the scientists tell me

Would have transformed to a girl fish,

A mum

After the death of his partner

Which sounds kind of cool

But a little bit complicated

 

Too complicated

For Pixar or Disney

Too much for the storytellers

Who like to make things easy

And simple

 

So we have boys and girls

Princes and princesses

Heroes and villains

Black and white

Everything simple

Everything binary

 

The old stories are the best

Or so they told me

 

Pass them on

 

But the thing about stories

Is that they are not always real

And fiction can become fact

And fact becomes truth

And truth

Becomes law

 

You know what I’m talking about

It’s time to tell new stories

 

Pass it on